Not a year goes by without a birthday or two to celebrate and best wishes to write on cards, so coming up with unique birthday quotes for friends, family and colleagues can become a real head scratcher.
It’s easy enough to buy a birthday card with cheesy happy birthday quotes, but what makes your card special are the words that you write yourself.
Add a bit of flair, personality and humor to your birthday wishes and we’ve compiled a bit of help here for you.
Birthday Quotes and Birthday Wishes1.
"Age hasn’t spoiled you a bit!"Share This Quote:
"As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."Norman WisdomShare This Quote:
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."Share This Quote:
"My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear."Thomas MooreShare This Quote:
"There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important."Franklin AdamsShare This Quote:
"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."Jean RitcherShare This Quote:
"Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream."Greg EvansShare This Quote:
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."Lucille BallShare This Quote:
"Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen."Robert LyndShare This Quote:
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."Oscar WildeShare This Quote:
"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."Muhammad AliShare This Quote:
"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything."Oscar WildeShare This Quote:
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."Frank SinatraShare This Quote:
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."Kitty CollinsShare This Quote:
"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same."Audrey HepburnShare This Quote:
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."Johnny CarsonShare This Quote:
"Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen."Mark TwainShare This Quote:
"At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin."Andre GideShare This Quote:
"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor."Share This Quote:
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."John GlennShare This Quote:
"All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."George HarrisonShare This Quote:
"The heyday of a woman’s life is the shady side of fifty."Elizabeth StatonShare This Quote:
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."Robert FrostShare This Quote:
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."Share This Quote:
"Grow old along with me the best is yet to be."Robert BrowningShare This Quote:
"It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me."Ellen GlasgowShare This Quote:
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade."Share This Quote:
"A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles!"Share This Quote:
"A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age."Share This Quote:
" I hope that your big birthday involves a cool day and a hot night."Share This Quote:
"If you keep lying about your age, you should invite us more often to celebrate your Birthday. Not just once in a year."Share This Quote:
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."Dr. SeussShare This Quote:
A Few More Birthday Quotes33.
"If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry."Kami GarciaShare This Quote:
"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come."William ShakespeareShare This Quote:
"Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."Martin BuxbaumShare This Quote:
"I wanted to give you the best birthday greeting ever…But this card was all I could afford."Share This Quote:
"Blowing out another candle should mean that you have lived another year with joy and you’ve made this world a better place. Make every day of your life and every candle count."Share This Quote:
"Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come."Lucy LarcomShare This Quote:
"To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still."ShakespeareShare This Quote:
"Despite all of the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."Share This Quote:
Happy birthday to whoever is the recipient of your birthday quotes and best wishes.