40 Birthday Quotes And Best Wishes That Won’t Ruin Their Special Day

Not a year goes by without a birthday or two to celebrate and best wishes to write on cards, so coming up with unique birthday quotes for friends, family and colleagues can become a real head scratcher.

It’s easy enough to buy a birthday card with cheesy happy birthday quotes, but what makes your card special are the words that you write yourself.

Add a bit of flair, personality and humor to your birthday wishes and we’ve compiled a bit of help here for you.

Birthday Quotes and Birthday Wishes

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"Age hasn’t spoiled you a bit!"
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"As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."Norman Wisdom
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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
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"My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear."Thomas Moore
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"There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important."Franklin Adams
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"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."Jean Ritcher
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"Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream."Greg Evans
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"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."Lucille Ball
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"Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen."Robert Lynd
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10.
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."Oscar Wilde
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"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."Muhammad Ali
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12.
"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything."Oscar Wilde
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13.
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."Frank Sinatra
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14.
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."Kitty Collins
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15.
"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same."Audrey Hepburn
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16.
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."Johnny Carson
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17.
"Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen."Mark Twain
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18.
"At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin."Andre Gide
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19.
"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor."
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20.
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."John Glenn
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21.
"All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."George Harrison
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22.
"The heyday of a woman’s life is the shady side of fifty."Elizabeth Staton
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23.
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."Robert Frost
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24.
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
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25.
"Grow old along with me the best is yet to be."Robert Browning
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26.
"It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me."Ellen Glasgow
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27.
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade."
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28.
"A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles!"
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29.
"A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age."
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30.
" I hope that your big birthday involves a cool day and a hot night."
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31.
"If you keep lying about your age, you should invite us more often to celebrate your Birthday. Not just once in a year."
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32.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."Dr. Seuss
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Also see 35 Dr Seuss Quotes That Are Full Of Hidden Wisdom.

A Few More Birthday Quotes

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"If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry."Kami Garcia
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34.
"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come."William Shakespeare
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35.
"Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."Martin Buxbaum
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36.
"I wanted to give you the best birthday greeting ever…But this card was all I could afford."
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37.
"Blowing out another candle should mean that you have lived another year with joy and you’ve made this world a better place. Make every day of your life and every candle count."
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38.
"Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come."Lucy Larcom
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39.
"To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still."Shakespeare
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40.
"Despite all of the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
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Happy birthday to whoever is the recipient of your birthday quotes and best wishes.